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Black timbs 

Black timbs are made for dudes who don’t give a fuck about his or other people’s lives. Those people know only few things, how to rob,steal n kill, black timbs are even worse than black af 1’s. If you see mf steppin around in those boots yall better run and don’t look back. Dudes in black timbs can fight 10x better than any other streetniggas around and they are mostly buff af too because of the boredom in jail n such other institutes.
Ryan- ain’t that the dude who boosted your whip

Bobby- you mean the mf in the black timbs ?
Ryan- yeah that same mf
Bobby- yo thats tyrone, he just got out of jail, we gotta let that one slide b that mf is a menace.
Black timbs by Duckfucker March 18, 2022

Black Timbs 

A dude who will steal from you and then help you look for what you had stolen. Worse than black Air Force 1s
Girl: i got you some black timbs for your birthday
Guy: i ain't wearin those a dude in black timbs is worse than a guy in air force ones.
Black Timbs by jsavcloutgoat July 3, 2019

Black timbs 

A MAN WHO HAS ASCENDED TO GODHOOD
also known as THAT ONE NIGGA a TRUE FUCKING MONSTER and NIGGA MODE
wearing black timbs = a early grave for any nigga who runs up on that nigga
stroonger than any black air force stronger than any steroid this nigga will beat your ass SILLY beat your ass GAY beat your ass STUPID
if you encounter an angry black timbs wearer bearer Run run with a capital R run use the secret Joestar technique and RUN
R.i.p for the homies who got fucking drop by these nigga's stronger that escanor stronger than kid boo scarier than any nigga to live they don't care for you themself and the world they will destroy the world one day when they make black union
i worship the day a TRUE NIGGA IN Black Timbs arrives and will bring swift justice to the trashy ass world
"yo the nigga just knocked out yo nigga beat his a-"
"what"
"he got black timbs"
"YOU GOT A PROBLEM LIL NIGGA LET ME FIX IT"
-man in timbs ROCKS his shit-
"o-o"
"AGH HELP ME HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I CAN'T BREATH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"SLEEP NIGGA"
-man in timbs stomps him out-
"fuck out my face"
Black timbs by Black Timms Wearer November 2, 2022

back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them
-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

Blacktimus Prime 

A hilarious spin on the popular 'Transformer' "Optimus Prime" that can either be used as 1) a racial slur or 2) a joke amongst friends that isn't (or is) meant to be offensive.
Blacktimus Prime was naturally good at basketball because he was used to shooting, running and stealing. Also, Blacktimus Prime is a natural at transforming, thus giving an example of him being both black, and a transformer.

blacktimistic 

The Black version of the noun ‘Optimistic’ typically containing more hooting and hollering along with theft than the average optimist.
Demarquavious was very blacktimistic about his upcoming basketball game.
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