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black goalie 

A phrase in which the meaning was given by Behzinga. A black man saving semen from going into the vagina.
Tobi trying to pull a black goalie during sex
black goalie by dorky minter March 20, 2017

black goalie 

When a black male is having sex and when ejcaculating inside of the girl when the semen is half way down her the male sucks it back up like a vacuum saving the semen like a goali
"I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled a black goalie"
black goalie by KiidWavy April 13, 2017

As black as a goats arse 

Something the is really dark in color or scene; Pitch black.
We were walking through the house in the dead of night, It was as black as a goats arse, we couldn't see a thing.

pull back the foreskin goal 

A goal scored on FIFA from behind the halfway line whilst pulling back the left analog stick to increase height and altitude
Player 1: I'm going to have a shot from behind the halfway line.
Player 2: It's never gonna go in.
Player 1: I'll just pull back on the left analog stick to make it go higher.
*shot goes in*
Player 2: Oh mate, you've just scored a pull back the foreskin goal!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026