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The Black Mamba

the biggest dick possible. Only one person in the world has it and he takes much pride in his giant wang and yes he is black
he tore her vagina apart because he has the black mamba
The Black Mamba by mambainass March 16, 2011

Black Mamba 

Perhaps the scariest snake in the world. Its an elapidae snake that gets its name from the inky black interior of its mouth. The color of the snake is usually an olive or kakhi color. This serpent is the most feared in Africa and that is saying a lot. This snake has incredibly powerful venom that can cause a human to collapse in 45 minutes. The venom causes people to overproduce sweat and saliva eventually leading to collapse and complete respiratory failure. Combined with the fact that this species grows from 10 to 14 long, has lighting quick speed, is very strong, can be highly aggressive at times and is fully aware of its own deadliness this is the most feared snake in Africa.
I saw the Crocodile Hunter try to fool around with a black mamba once. The black mamba literally grabbed the Crocodile Hunter by his wrist with its tail. Not vice versa. That's not something you don't see every day. Then again, not too many are crazy enough to pursue a black mamba.

BLACK MOMBA 

to take your penis and slap somebody in the face with it
Dude! Last night i totally black momba'd you when you were sleeping!
BLACK MOMBA by BWAY! October 4, 2004

Lady Smith Black Mambazo 

A term Micheal Keegan Coach Hines used in the skit "Steroid Bust" referring to the vagina.
Lady Smith Black Mambazo

Black Mamba 

A nickname for a black mans large dick. His dick acts like a snake and attacks.
His black mamba attacked me in bed last night.

black mamba 

One of the nicknames of tha greatest balla Kobe Bryant.
Hey yo,bro! Did u c yesterday's match? Our Black Mamba was on fire! Lakers fo'life!
black mamba by Tekillah December 16, 2006
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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