black bastard 

a harsh black people insult, do not use unless you've been
1.kicked out of a bar
2.had your girlfriend shagged
3.had your wallet jacked
4.stabbed

1.what the fuck let me finish my drink you black bastard
2.get your cock out of my bitch you black bastard
3.gimmie my wad holder you black bastard
4.you got blood on my shirt you black bastard!

black bastard by rob sharman and gareth roberts June 5, 2005

black bastard 

Used to describe an officer of the police service of northern ireland (formerly Royal Ulster Constabulry)

We were rioting last night and I took that black bastards baton off him.

Them black bastards beat the fuck out of me on the way to the cells.

black bastard by kam555 September 2, 2009

black bastard 

Originates from the north of Irleand. This term refers to those accused of aiding the crown forces or the British government. This term in Ireland does not refer to race although its true meaning is often unclear.

That black bastard was giving information to the RUC!

black bastard by culchie October 30, 2007

black bastard 

Big pupil eyes, normally used to explain someone using a psychedelic drug.

joe- "Look at your eyes You black bastard! Did you get some LSD?"
karl- "Yes!"

black bastard by daytripper60 November 10, 2009

Black Cat Bastard 

The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention

The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;

1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.

2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!

3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!

Black Cat Bastard by Runick February 3, 2015

Black Cat Bastard 

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.

You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"

Black Cat Bastard by CatonR July 8, 2009

black bastards 

In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.

The police are filled with rotten black bastards

Those loyalists are a bunch of black bastards

black bastards by RobinandBatman January 23, 2011