An albino women (or man) who has sex with a black women or man to create a Black Albino, the person with the rarest form of skin tone in the history of all existence. When you look at said person, you eyes are completely dumbfounded as they do not know whether or not the person is black or white. Really, the skin cells are arranged so that they are in an order. Black, white, black white, etc. This means that the Black Albino is both black and white, so anyone who looks at him or she will be confused.
"Oi, Tom, do you reckon the new kid is a Black Albino??" "Yeah Dude! I can't tell whether he is black or white!"
Someone who differs from the rest of their family by being relatively normal. The other members may be wild partiers or mentally unstable or anything else with a generally negative connotation while the Albino Black Sheep is tame/sane.
Bert: Yo, I had a foursome last night with the triplets Becca, Betty, and Bernice. Should I go for their sister Brittany tonight?
Bob: Nah dude, she's an Albino Black Sheep, she's not as easy as her sisters.
Albino Black is not to be confused with an afro-albino. Albino Black Man is the darkest man to ever live, being forged in the heart of the sun before earth had life. Although Albino Black Man is the darkest man ever, he appears to be a white person due to his albino condition. Having been born in the heart of the sun, he possesses multiple advantages. His full range of abilities is unknown to all except Albino Black Man. He was seen to alter molecular structures to form gold, he can the ability to alter gravitational fields, and has been known to use telepathy. There are also unsubstantiated rumors Albino Black Man is not alone. There may be others.
Albino Black Man is the champion of all people except Haitians because they don't contribute anything but mangoes and AIDS.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.