8 definitions by MEEEEMES

Jack Verman

A year nine who thinks he is better than everyone, but he is a slave to a hamster.

omg, that bloke is like a Jack Verman

by MEEEEMES March 7, 2017

Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 25, 2018

Overwatch Addict

A person around the age of fourteen who is extremely addicted to overwatch. All he says is "I wish we could get overwatch on our school laptops" and "I wish you could get overwatch on steam". He makes overwatch reference on everything including going to the toilet. Whenever he gets home he does his homework at light speed then spends the rest of the night on overwatch. Whenever someone talks to him, walks in the room or even looks at him, he will yell; "I CANT HEAR YOU I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU IM PLAYING OVERWATCH WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY" The next morning he gets to school and the whole cycle repeats.
This person is very, very commonly a Lachlan Waugh

Dude, please tell me you're not turning into an overwatch addict.....

by MEEEEMES March 15, 2017

Geo

The shortened term for Geography. Also a word for gay turtles.

1) I have geo next period
2) Wow look at those two turtles, they must both be Geo's

by MEEEEMES March 7, 2017

Bevan

A person called Evan but everyone calls him Bevan because memes

Team *loses a game of bedwars*

Tom: "Fucking Bevan why weren't you defending the bed you nonce"

by MEEEEMES August 21, 2019

Black Albino

An albino women (or man) who has sex with a black women or man to create a Black Albino, the person with the rarest form of skin tone in the history of all existence. When you look at said person, you eyes are completely dumbfounded as they do not know whether or not the person is black or white. Really, the skin cells are arranged so that they are in an order. Black, white, black white, etc. This means that the Black Albino is both black and white, so anyone who looks at him or she will be confused.

"Oi, Tom, do you reckon the new kid is a Black Albino??" "Yeah Dude! I can't tell whether he is black or white!"

by MEEEEMES August 17, 2017

Squidward

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

by MEEEEMES March 9, 2017