Bkdot
A person who never lacks or folds he is known to keep 2 Twin Glocks Wit 30s clips n that Ah hit yo ass n put yu 6 feet unda gettin pissed on Ls Up 7s Down IN$ANE9$ Loyalty Ova Everthing
Bkdot by TheTenFoldHatMan December 20, 2021
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Bidotard
Bidotard by Coderdaddy January 28, 2021
BDOT
Biggest Douche on Tour. The kind of person who thinks more highly of themselves than any and all around them. Always a know it all even when they are completely wrong. Willing to roll on those who consider them friends at a moments notice. Usually found within the touring band community (ie. Phish, Widespread Panic, etc).
BKOTT
Pronounced "ba-cott:" State of paralysis induced by the inability to make a decision; stress induced by the pressure of making a decision; general indecision, or fear of decisions.
"He was completely bkotted when asked his opinion."
"She experienced extreme bkott when asked to select a winner"
He was overcome by bkott during the promotional exam.
"She experienced extreme bkott when asked to select a winner"
He was overcome by bkott during the promotional exam.
BKOTT by 1961ffffffffg2lllllllll June 22, 2017
Bedotage
Sabotaging ones bed, or any furniture meant for salacious repose, so that at the point of climax the vigorous thrusting causes the bed to collapse
Did you see Candys face when she orgasmed? Brad has spent the morning sawing through half the legs of the bedpost to create the synchronized climax/bedotage
Bedotage by Hanlover22 September 12, 2018
bedotornado
BEDO!!!!! （＾∇＾） HE IS A REALLY COOL COSPLAYER AND A AWESOME FRIEND, HES BEEN THERE FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME AND IM THANKFUL FOR THAT IM SO GLAD TO HAVE HIM AS A FRIEND
bedotornado by Marz!! June 29, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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