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Björkian Riot 

Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"
"I feel a Björkian Riot coming on..."
"Oh really? With who!"
Björkian Riot by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

Björkian Riot Paradox 

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.
Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

Björking 

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.
Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.
Björking by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010

bjorkman 

The man's man... the carpenter specialising in the Birch tree, a true Scandinavian Viking Warrior that is dedicated to protecting his family and homeland.
The Bjorkman family name comes from a line of carpenter's in viking times from Sweden
bjorkman by Sven385 January 20, 2018
A beautiful kind sweet amazing talented girl who is the best friend ever to Billi
Bjorian is so awesome!!
bjorian by Billsburg November 6, 2020

Björking 

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.
When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?
Björking by anonymous January 21, 2023