Bjornian

A man who is yeeted by some milk.

Get out Bjornian

by Jamesoon Realname nonse November 25, 2018

Bjornanotasexual

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.

Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual

by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

Bjorkian

Bjorkian was first used to describe a musical artist similar in asthetic and musical style to that of Bjork. Abstract, odd, crazy lesbians in chicken costumes with synthesizers - you get the idea.

"like a bit more like royksopp
like…craaazy bjorkian synthpop"

by mainframe_module December 14, 2010

bjorian

A beautiful kind sweet amazing talented girl who is the best friend ever to Billi

Bjorian is so awesome!!

by Billsburg November 6, 2020

Björkian Riot

Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"

"I feel a Björkian Riot coming on..."
"Oh really? With who!"

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

björning

Björning describes the act of poking people awkwardly to show them your affection

Esmeralda was björning Hugo but he didn’t show any interest in her advances

by björned July 21, 2018