Bjornian 

A man who is yeeted by some milk.

Get out Bjornian

Bjornian by Jamesoon Realname nonse November 25, 2018

Bjornanotasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.

Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual

Bjornanotasexual by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

Bjorkian 

Bjorkian was first used to describe a musical artist similar in asthetic and musical style to that of Bjork. Abstract, odd, crazy lesbians in chicken costumes with synthesizers - you get the idea.

"like a bit more like royksopp
like…craaazy bjorkian synthpop"

Bjorkian by mainframe_module December 14, 2010

bjorian 

A beautiful kind sweet amazing talented girl who is the best friend ever to Billi

Bjorian is so awesome!!

bjorian by Billsburg November 6, 2020

Björkian Riot 

Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"

"I feel a Björkian Riot coming on..."
"Oh really? With who!"

Björkian Riot by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

Björkian Riot Paradox 

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

Björkian Riot Paradox by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

björning 

Björning describes the act of poking people awkwardly to show them your affection

Esmeralda was björning Hugo but he didn’t show any interest in her advances

björning by björned July 21, 2018