bjorkman 

The man's man... the carpenter specialising in the Birch tree, a true Scandinavian Viking Warrior that is dedicated to protecting his family and homeland.

The Bjorkman family name comes from a line of carpenter's in viking times from Sweden

bjorkman by Sven385 January 20, 2018

Bjorkian 

Bjorkian was first used to describe a musical artist similar in asthetic and musical style to that of Bjork. Abstract, odd, crazy lesbians in chicken costumes with synthesizers - you get the idea.

"like a bit more like royksopp
like…craaazy bjorkian synthpop"

Bjorkian by mainframe_module December 14, 2010

Björkian Riot 

Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"

"I feel a Björkian Riot coming on..."
"Oh really? With who!"

Björkian Riot by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

Björkian Riot Paradox 

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

Björkian Riot Paradox by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

BjörkanBoys 

Gangsters with big dicks!!!

Look its BjörkanBoys, we need to run

BjörkanBoys by James Miller and Donald Trump October 30, 2017

borkman 

A man that is incredibly stupid.

Oliver is such a borkman

borkman by BabbleBoy April 9, 2023