The man's man... the carpenter specialising in the Birch tree, a true Scandinavian Viking Warrior that is dedicated to protecting his family and homeland.
by Sven385 January 20, 2018
Get the bjorkman mug.Bjorkian was first used to describe a musical artist similar in asthetic and musical style to that of Bjork. Abstract, odd, crazy lesbians in chicken costumes with synthesizers - you get the idea.
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Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"
by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009
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Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."
by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009
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