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Bjorkian 

Bjorkian was first used to describe a musical artist similar in asthetic and musical style to that of Bjork. Abstract, odd, crazy lesbians in chicken costumes with synthesizers - you get the idea.
"like a bit more like royksopp
like…craaazy bjorkian synthpop"
Bjorkian by mainframe_module December 14, 2010

Björkian Riot 

Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"
"I feel a Björkian Riot coming on..."
"Oh really? With who!"
Björkian Riot by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

Björkian Riot Paradox 

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.
Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

BjörkanBoys 

Look its BjörkanBoys, we need to run
A man that is incredibly stupid.
Oliver is such a borkman
borkman by BabbleBoy April 9, 2023