Bitchkite

A situation where the kite someone is trying to fly suddenly flips and hits another individual on the head

Vico's kite suddenly turned around and bitchkited Zee.

by ZZSZ June 12, 2017

Bitchitis

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

bitchkeeper

someone that keeps their bitches in line

Mark the bitchkeeper needs to smack that hoe the next time she disobeys!

by crazycat3296 March 18, 2008

dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

bitchiness

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.

"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."

by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008

bitchfield

Bitchfield is a small village in Lincolnshire, England, consisting of two groups of buildings connected by Dark Lane, known as Bitchfield and Lower Bitchfield, collectively called Bitchfield. It lies on the B1176, running east and parallel to the A1 road, and south east of Grantham.

Bitchfield a Real place

by Levlife October 6, 2008