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kickety-ass-bitchin 

More kickass than kick ass and more bitchin than normal.
Antonym to lickety-ass-sniffin.
Man, was that mullet ever kickety-ass-bitchin!
Man, you are a kickety-ass bitch!
kickety-ass-bitchin by heatherzed November 11, 2008

Bitchin on your jock ass 

The reverse of jockin on your bitch ass. Meaning to nag at a sport participant.
A (to jock): Why don't you ever pick up your cleats or wash that jersey, Tony?

B(observer): Man, she needs to stop bitchin on your jock ass.

Fortnite bitching ass 

STOP BEING SO ADDICTED TO FORTNITE YOU FORTNITE BITCHING ASS

real ass bitcoin 

a bharlotte cridge is what they call the very rare 6ft turtle that can be found off the gulf of mexico and sometimes is the honduras. it's jaw is strong enough to break through human bones, so if you do end up seeing one do not go close to it. watch out.
noob surfer: woah, is that a giant turtle???
pro surfer: nah, what you're seein' is a real ass bitcoin
noob surfer: is it dangerous???
pro surfer: yeah brah, don't go close, it'll eat you.
noob surfer: gnarly.
pro surfer: 🤙🏼
noob surfer: 🤙🏼

ass bitching 

Jane: what is with you?

John: I've never seen so much ass bitching in my entire life.
ass bitching by The last warlord April 15, 2014

Bitching Out A Dumb Ass Hoe 

Bitching out a dumb ass hoe; is where you bitch at her cause she's a two faced bitch, who has no heart, uses people, and will sleep with anyone/anything that has a dick!
I'm bitching out a dumb ass hoe right now. what are you doing?

or it's bitching out a dumb ass hoe/slut/cunt/whore/skank.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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