2 definitions by realassbitcoin🙈😜

real ass bitcoin

a bharlotte cridge is what they call the very rare 6ft turtle that can be found off the gulf of mexico and sometimes is the honduras. it's jaw is strong enough to break through human bones, so if you do end up seeing one do not go close to it. watch out.

noob surfer: woah, is that a giant turtle???
pro surfer: nah, what you're seein' is a real ass bitcoin
noob surfer: is it dangerous???
pro surfer: yeah brah, don't go close, it'll eat you.
noob surfer: gnarly.
pro surfer: 🤙🏼
noob surfer: 🤙🏼

by realassbitcoin🙈😜 May 29, 2019

ickly

when something is disgusting in a way you don't know how to describe.

Oh my god... that thing is SO ICKLY!!!

by realassbitcoin🙈😜 January 23, 2023