Bitchumptions 

The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.

"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy

"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch

"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy

Bitchumptions by DOFOO June 18, 2009

Bitchuationship

Past situationship that acted like a bitch. Use in negative connotation . Works best to refer to negative situationships with sassy men.

“Did I tell you about my bitchuationship from the summer?”
“Who? That guy Nick?”
“Yea, he posted his new girlfriend while I was still on his close friends. What a little bitch!”

Bitchuationship by DaveBrown6920 October 16, 2025