I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks
like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks
like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the
earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the
earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that,
OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU
IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking
earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
