Bitch Flake

A derogatory term for a female who not only whines like a motha fucka but is extrmely unreliable in all situations; A female who is forced in the middle of the back seat of a car to aliviate the homophobia in a cock infested car. Usually associated with nasty band girls.

Chealsea is a nasty whore bitch flake, I made her sit in the back seat with my two fat friends.

by Sebastian and Amanda May 18, 2006

flake ass bitch

Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."

Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"

by Notaflakeassbitch March 11, 2017

bitch flakes

a cereal consumed by women that turns them in to major, major beotches by the afternoon. an extremely dangerous concoction.

Damn, woman! You must've had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.

by Roble Rocks October 13, 2002

Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."

by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013

bitch flakes

the preferred breakfast dish of a person who is naturally bitchy

woman: richard!! clean your damn room if i ever have blah blah ....etc.
son: what the hell mom did u eat an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!?!?!

by Robbie Teodorovic May 4, 2008

Fake Bitch

A person who pretends to care about you/be your friend, gets you to trust them and then turns around and stabs you in the back, often using information that they've learnt about you (that you might've told them because you thought that the lying piece of shit was your friend) to come up with the best methods of torture/best insults, and ensuring that they hurt you as much as they possibly can.

Margeaux is a fat, ugly, fake bitch, who only cares about herself. No wonder everyone hates her.

by beepboopIwantcereal August 12, 2015

fake bitch

Is usually a young woman with a fake personality who likes to portray herself as sweet and wholesome to the greater public, while being a total bitch behind closed doors.

Fake bitch to the public: I'm going to stay a virgin until marriage and I will strive to stop world hunger.

Fake bitch behind closed doors: Screw it, I only care about myself.

by WhiteBitchHeather July 15, 2009