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Bitch Ball 

Bitch Ball, a game invented at Hays kansas, fort hays state university, weist hall, floor 5. a game in which you sit in a small room with chairs across from one another and throw a ball at the wall bouncing it around. If the ball hits someone, if he does not get it then someone must chuck the ball at him, hitting his as fucking hard as he can. The official BITCH of the game is the first one to give up and leave, the beat up bitch is the one with the most welts. The game continues for as long as you can take it. ( This game MUST be played with a sky ball, or with multiple sky balls for more bitch making)
"dude lets go play some bitch ball again"

"NO fuck that!"

"dude dont be such a bitch"
Bitch Ball by Weist 5th of 2011 September 9, 2011
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bitch ball 

a bitch ball is a person, animal or thing which has so many bitch like qualities, that you would want to ball them up and throw it at their face.

Bitch Ball 

When you curl up into the fetal position bundled in blankets. Usually after a long day, or simply regretting your life choices.

Generally done in private, your car, or drunk. Intended to bring futile comfort.
"Im gonna go curl up into a bitch ball, its been a long week."
Bitch Ball by EtMalaUnum April 17, 2025

Ball Bitch 

This is a girl who only hooks up with basketball players. The basketball version of a puck slut. Could possible apply to men.
Every member of the cast of basketball wives and or the karshahians Are ball bitches.

That girl is such a ball bitch; she has gotten with every player on the basketball team.
Ball Bitch by OGballbetch May 29, 2016

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch! 

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"