EtMalaUnum's definitions

Bitch Ball

When you curl up into the fetal position bundled in blankets. Usually after a long day, or simply regretting your life choices.

Generally done in private, your car, or drunk. Intended to bring futile comfort.

"Im gonna go curl up into a bitch ball, its been a long week."

by EtMalaUnum April 17, 2025

Bitchball

When feeling; despite, broken, or alone after a long day of responsibility. One curls into a quasi fetal position (may involve crying.)

"Im done today. I am gonna get drunk, curl up in my bitchball and forget today happened."

by EtMalaUnum August 3, 2021