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bitch I might be 

So what if I am, what's it to you anyways?
kelly: you're an ugly bitch
samantha: bitch I might be

or

Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes

Bitch i might be. 

Steve:Hey man you doing ok?
Harold:Bitch i might be.

Bitch I might be 

The only credible defence when asked by the prosecution and/or judge if you (the defendant) are guilty of the accused crime

This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.
Mr Gucci, are you guilty of murdering this man?”
“Bitch I might be”
Bitch I might be by DonBrowne April 10, 2019

bitch I might be 

Used when bitches ask if you is rolling.
Bitch - "Is you rolling?"

You - "Bitch I might be."
bitch I might be by poopfist January 1, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026