Skip to main content

bistec

An East Texas classic dish, originating in the small town of Hudson, Tx, and gaining popularity around Texas as the school alumni continue their career paths in various cities.

Bistec is served with los frijoles, la ensalada, Las tortillas, and El chile. Some variants see the chile replaced with postre.

A traditional serving of Bistec is concluded with helato de chocolate, flan, galletas, and bobones, followed with shots of tequila. All adults toast to the word "hip," pronounced "EEP!"

All Hudson alumni from the class of 1997 through 1999 are familiar with this dish, and it remains a favorite in their small, charming alumni community.
"Bistec. Bistec? Quiero, quiero, quiero El Bistec."
by ShartyPants June 6, 2017
mugGet the bistec mug.

Bistec

An hombre who is supremely talented in a field. Like a beast.
Him: Yooo that speech was stupendous, you’re a bistec!
Other him: Gracias brotherrr
by Horrific car crash June 12, 2019
mugGet the Bistec mug.

bistec con bigote

Spanish, literally translates to: beef steak with moustache. Is chilean slang for vagina.
Customer: "I'll have the bistec con bigote."
Waiter: "The whorehouse is next door."
by Josue123 April 24, 2006
mugGet the bistec con bigote mug.

Bistec Con Queso

The correct and only way to order a Philly cheese steak.
I would like to order a Bistec Con Queso and a large coke.
by M.A.B. June 11, 2006
mugGet the Bistec Con Queso mug.

El tubio bistec

Tube steak, The preferred meal many ghetto hoe's of amercica.
Aleenherover has a serious addiction to tube steak.
by fuckerIdid May 8, 2003
mugGet the El tubio bistec mug.

photosynthesis bisector

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."
by Wanker MuGee December 17, 2018
mugGet the photosynthesis bisector mug.

Bisector

When you need big word to impress people
“The perpendicularity of the bisector makes a mandatory photosynthesis for a sentence.”
by Ree the REE the Ree November 30, 2019
mugGet the Bisector mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email