Bisquick’d 

When you accept an invite to a friends party but get so shit-faced the night before that you never show up. To make matters worse, you continue to tell your friend you will still come even though you have no intentions of coming.

Cookie: I wonder if Biz is coming over to my party, I saw him trashed on snap chat
Friends: I just talked to him, he’s still coming but will be late.

Hours later.......
Cookie: He ain’t coming, I just got Bisquick’d.

Bisquick’d by Big Poison July 5, 2020

Fecal bisquick 

The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.

Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.

Fecal bisquick by loschris44 January 3, 2014

Pumping out the bisquick 

Masturbation, whacking it, blowing your load, jerking off, milking the lizard, cumming, pouding your pud, jizzing, strokin it, spanking the monkey, flogging your molly, paddle the pickle, wanking, rubbing one out, the big O, playing the skin flute, making toilet babies, releasing the kraken, jacking off, choking the chicken, shooting your pistol, beating the bishop, bust your nuts, jerkin the gherkin, getting your rocks off, slaying the dragon

Its best to start your day off right, getting a good nights sleep, eating a big breakfast and pumping out the bisquick

Pumping out the bisquick by keightisgreight December 8, 2010

Bisquick 

When a girl has a flat, pancake-like ass.

A: "Damn, check out that girl ova there! She a dime!"

B: "Nah man, she gotta bisquick ass"

Bisquick by seansauce26 March 25, 2010

Soggy Bisquick 

When a bunch of your friends stand around a bowl of pre mixed bisquick and jerk off around it, the last one to jizz has to then mix up the new batter and make semen pancakes in which they have to eat. good times.

Jeff:Dude, this bro sleepover is boring.
Rebish:Well since theres 8 of us and were all hungry we should just play soggy bisquick

Soggy Bisquick by Jeffykay September 5, 2010

Bisquick 

To blow your load on a bitch.

Dude did you just bisquick on her?

Bisquick by Bsquadtherock08 February 9, 2009

Bisquickie 

The act of having sex with a sleeping fat girl's back biscuit and finishing before she wakes up.

I busted a bisquickie and left my butter in the back biscuit before she woke up. That's dedication.

Bisquickie by A93nt March 22, 2011