Bisquick’d

When you accept an invite to a friends party but get so shit-faced the night before that you never show up. To make matters worse, you continue to tell your friend you will still come even though you have no intentions of coming.

Cookie: I wonder if Biz is coming over to my party, I saw him trashed on snap chat
Friends: I just talked to him, he’s still coming but will be late.

Hours later.......
Cookie: He ain’t coming, I just got Bisquick’d.