Birth Giver 

A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".

My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.

Birth Giver by Hade E Alder May 14, 2014

Birth giver 

Not a good mother expects way to much she is not your mother or even part of your family to you she is a person who expects things from you but doesn’t care about you

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Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother”
Kid “You don’t act like one”

Birth giver by YesYouAreARat May 14, 2020

birth giver 

A complex wrestling move invented by Jimmy Dean that doubles-over as a great excuse to put a girl in a very nice position. One day to hopefully used during sex.

Dude Jeremy, she says she's never seen the birth giver...

birth giver by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005

Birth giver 

Someone who gives birth on a daily basis

Dude: Yo did you see jessicas new 803404278th baby?

other dude: yeah shes suuch a birth giver

Birth giver by Wife haver123 January 14, 2022

Give birth to Pumbaa 

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.

Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww

Give birth to Pumbaa by SM_defined August 1, 2020

give birth to a diglett 

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

give birth to a diglett by Monk286 May 28, 2009

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth 

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth by Jbanana March 7, 2017