Birking 

The act of a multiplayer video game destroying the fun of playing by letting a single player win every match, even in the most unfair or ridiculous of situations.

After the victory by the Birked player, the other players make dick-sucking noises, insinuating that the game is blowing the winning player.

Matt: "Dude! How did you win? I had full health and you only had one hit left! The game is totally Birking you!"

Birking by AdamIrwin December 10, 2010

Baby birding 

The act of spittle pre-chewed food into someone else's mouth.

No baby birding. I don't wanna see that.

Baby birding by zimmygirl777 December 26, 2022

Baby birding 

The act of spitting prechewed food into someone else's mouth.

No baby birding, please. I do wanna look at that.

Baby birding by zimmygirl777 December 30, 2022

birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.

'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

birmingham girling by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

Brikings 

A series of male queefs, consisting of a rapid-fire brisk expulsion of penile flatulence. There is occasional drippage associated with this disorder.

1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."

Brikings by brianized2 July 15, 2021

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

barking gremlin by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

Walrus Barking 

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

Walrus Barking by DrFiasco May 29, 2013