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"Johnny is a Birdshit"
Birdshit by Asriel October 22, 2006

Birdseizing 

When a bird chirps so much and loud that it sounds likes it’s seizing
Girl: OH SHOOT PIP DONT BE BIRDSEIZING!

Birdshit Mode

Adjective; typically referring to a character in video gameplay (but can extend to real life circumstances) when 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is literally so impossibly low that “a bird shitting on you” would kill you, hence the term “birdshit mode”. This term is typically used to convey your status to your teammate(s) during Co-op gameplay

Originating in Port Jefferson NY in 1998 during gameplay on the PlayStation video game console while playing the gameTwisted Metal 2”.
While engaging in gameplay and your character 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is so impossibly low

“I’m in birdshit mode”
Birdshit Mode by *Ranger* June 2, 2020
Banter from a group of women in a bar, as blokes bullshit when they have had a couple, women "birdshit".
I'v been with him over there, honest!!
This sounds like birdshit.
birdshit by Ivor Lewis May 9, 2006
The action of pushing cum out of your ass after anal sex.
“He blew a huge load in my ass, I need to take a birdshit”
Birdshit by Nfuxx69 July 17, 2022
n. colloq. The more trivial instruments of the percussion section of an orchestra or band, namely the triangle, tambourine, sleigh bells, vibraslap, mark tree. Usally played by the more junior members of the percussion section.
Looks like I'm gonna have to play the birdshit instruments again!
birdshit by DanEvans April 6, 2010