Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Birdpoomen 

contrary to popular belief, a birdpoomen is not a birb
It follows you home, climbs through your window at 3am, goes into your bathroom
and pisses so violently your toilets break and joe biden is called
Did you hear what happened last night?
No, what happened?
I was attacked by a birdpoomen!
Big L!
Birdpoomen by Not kay November 6, 2021

birdfood 

Small penis. Under 6 inces
Hun do you got birdfood? If you go outside naked do birds attack you cause they hungry and they think your penis is a worm or birdfood?
birdfood by Miss.bleo November 8, 2007

BirdPoop 

When your significant other doesn't flush, so you cum on their shit to make it look like bird poop.
I got so sick of my girlfriend not flushing the toilet, so i started leaving her birdpoop.
BirdPoop by BigDikLarry August 6, 2021

birdfood 

Bird food is a term used to describe a man with a small penis. The term gets it's name from a worm, which is commonly eaten bird food.
Ho mah gawd! That man had birdfood!
birdfood by Sharquanda December 11, 2007

birdfood 

Codename for weed. This term is used in association with bircall. Created by Alex Martin, Jordan Livingston, and Jordan Jansco.
Hey man, do you have any birdfood?
birdfood by AlexMartin April 20, 2008

Birdpost 

A post on an online social media website with an image of a bird, usually comedic in nature. Pretty much any bird works, Kiwis and Mobile Games included. It always counts, whether it's edited or not, fiction or non-fiction, ETC.
Someone keeps sending Birdposts in my Discord server, what should I do?
Birdpost by PRGSPY_RBLX November 5, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more