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Birdpoomen 

contrary to popular belief, a birdpoomen is not a birb
It follows you home, climbs through your window at 3am, goes into your bathroom
and pisses so violently your toilets break and joe biden is called
Did you hear what happened last night?
No, what happened?
I was attacked by a birdpoomen!
Big L!
Birdpoomen by Not kay November 6, 2021
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birdfood 

Small penis. Under 6 inces
Hun do you got birdfood? If you go outside naked do birds attack you cause they hungry and they think your penis is a worm or birdfood?
birdfood by Miss.bleo November 8, 2007

BirdPoop 

When your significant other doesn't flush, so you cum on their shit to make it look like bird poop.
I got so sick of my girlfriend not flushing the toilet, so i started leaving her birdpoop.
BirdPoop by BigDikLarry August 6, 2021

birdfood 

Bird food is a term used to describe a man with a small penis. The term gets it's name from a worm, which is commonly eaten bird food.
Ho mah gawd! That man had birdfood!
birdfood by Sharquanda December 11, 2007

birdfood 

Codename for weed. This term is used in association with bircall. Created by Alex Martin, Jordan Livingston, and Jordan Jansco.
Hey man, do you have any birdfood?
birdfood by AlexMartin April 20, 2008

Birdpost 

A post on an online social media website with an image of a bird, usually comedic in nature. Pretty much any bird works, Kiwis and Mobile Games included. It always counts, whether it's edited or not, fiction or non-fiction, ETC.
Someone keeps sending Birdposts in my Discord server, what should I do?
Birdpost by PRGSPY_RBLX November 5, 2018