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Birdpoomen 

contrary to popular belief, a birdpoomen is not a birb
It follows you home, climbs through your window at 3am, goes into your bathroom
and pisses so violently your toilets break and joe biden is called
Did you hear what happened last night?
No, what happened?
I was attacked by a birdpoomen!
Big L!
Birdpoomen by Not kay November 6, 2021

bird poop 

the remnants of semen, that slide back down a girls asshole after anal.

That load you shot up my but left bird poop in my panties!
bird poop by steve steele May 15, 2008
The snack that your bird leaves on your head for you.
He licked the birdpoo up
Birdpoo by abc chicken August 11, 2021

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.
Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?
Gay bird poop in a can by Xanszu October 15, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026