BirdPoop

When your significant other doesn't flush, so you cum on their shit to make it look like bird poop.

I got so sick of my girlfriend not flushing the toilet, so i started leaving her birdpoop.

by BigDikLarry August 6, 2021

Birdpoomen

contrary to popular belief, a birdpoomen is not a birb
It follows you home, climbs through your window at 3am, goes into your bathroom
and pisses so violently your toilets break and joe biden is called

Did you hear what happened last night?
No, what happened?
I was attacked by a birdpoomen!
Big L!

by Not kay November 6, 2021

bird poop

the remnants of semen, that slide back down a girls asshole after anal.

That load you shot up my but left bird poop in my panties!

by steve steele May 15, 2008

Birdpoo

The snack that your bird leaves on your head for you.

He licked the birdpoo up

by abc chicken August 11, 2021

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025