Birdpoomen 

contrary to popular belief, a birdpoomen is not a birb
It follows you home, climbs through your window at 3am, goes into your bathroom
and pisses so violently your toilets break and joe biden is called

Did you hear what happened last night?
No, what happened?
I was attacked by a birdpoomen!
Big L!

Birdpoomen by Not kay November 6, 2021