Bipolar Bitch

A woman who changes her mind about her feelings CONSTANTLY. One second she's literally begging you to go out with her, the next minute she hates your guts for saying yes. It's worse than just PMS and lasts much longer. Being a bipolar bitch does NOT actually mean they are bipolar medically just that this is part of their personality.

My ex was a bipolar bitch. She begged for me to go out with her when I already had a girlfriend, and then when I actually dated her much later on after she started begging, she hated my guts within a week.

Bipolar Bitch by nowweallscreamhello November 12, 2011

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Bipolar Bitch Fit

When One freaks the hell out, and then remains calm, then freaks out again.

Chris pulled a Bipolar Bitch Fit when Zach left the toilet seat up, and fell in.

Bipolar Bitch Fit by Brandon Richardson January 15, 2015

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bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.

You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???

bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb) by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010

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bipolar menopausal bitch

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.

bipolar menopausal bitch by iknowitall4sure March 4, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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