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A creature that walks on their two back feet/paws!
Question? : hey is that animal bipedal?
Answerer! : i think so, it IS on 2 feet after all!
Eating a girl out while she is standing, typically while the other person is on their knees
Did you eat her out?
Oh yea, I gave her the ol' bipedal
bipedal by PutYourNeckIntoIt December 6, 2016

bipedal penis 

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.
The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.
bipedal penis by russianpolander January 15, 2024

bipedal sentient flesh sack 

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh
Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?

Bipedalanimupvertbutruptspedandismitemtrisifrannlongusomnusandamembrumtractbio

This word's exact definition is when a monkey does a sick kick flip but breaks his leg sending him into a 30 year coma that leaves his family devastated as they are forced to pull the plug.
Johnny: Man. It's so sad that that monkey at the zoo did a bipedalanimupvertbutruptspedandismitemtrisifrannlongusomnusandamembrumtractbio.
Mark: Yeah. I cried for hours after I saw that on the news!
When a guy pees in two or more streams.
Jim Carrey's character in "Me, Myself, and Irene", after having sex,urinates in a bipenal stream.
bipenal by TestIcicles April 3, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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