A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.
The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.
Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh
This word's exact definition is when a monkey does a sick kick flip but breaks his leg sending him into a 30 year coma that leaves his family devastated as they are forced to pull the plug.
Johnny: Man. It's so sad that that monkey at the zoo did a bipedalanimupvertbutruptspedandismitemtrisifrannlongusomnusandamembrumtractbio.
Mark: Yeah. I cried for hours after I saw that on the news!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*