A belligerent,
alcoholic stingray. Incapable of holding a
job. Graduate of Bigtown State University. Currently married to Mrs. Super Mega Bigtown with three sons, Fuzzytown, Little Bigtown and Lil Broun Bigtown. Has several siblings, including Shpotted Bigtown, the
father of Mrs. Super Mega Bigtown's illegitimate son, Sparkly Bigtown.