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Bill Gates 

a guy you pirate windows from.
Guy 1: Where did you get your copy of windows?
Guy 2: Oh, I pirated it from Bill Gates.
Bill Gates by kokipoki January 18, 2019

Bill Gates 

correction, his current stock is worth over $100 billion now. Plus he donated $32 billion to educational purposes. Hes a good man and a philanthropist who made our world alot easier through Microsoft.
Bill Gates does not dress up like P. Diddy ...even though hes a thousand times richer than him.
Bill Gates by truthseeker September 1, 2005

Bill Gates 

When somebody with a small or micro penis loses their erection.
"dude I was smashing that girl and her dad walked in and I went full Bill Gates"
Bill Gates by Balls Deep69 July 15, 2020

bill gates of hell 

Bill Gates wants to vaccinate the whole world with the mark of the beast
Bill Gates Of Hell will unleash the mark of the beast

bill gates 

A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
bill gates by GuyQuest April 9, 2006

bill gates 

Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.

An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.
bill gates by poor guy December 7, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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