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big fat pink lady 

usually frequents the local Montgomery Ward in search of elastic wasted pants. she could very well be your arrogant, obese mother in florida who has only 3 months to live until her heart, and her ankles give out completely.
i'm scared of big fat pink ladies.

that big fat pink lady just reads schmaltzy books geared for caucasians..like Chicken Soup for the Big Fat Pink Lady Soul.

big ol fat lady 

A lady that is so fat that she can’t move on her own
Damn that bitch so much of a big ol fat lady that her elbow has a camel toe

big tiddy tall vampire lady 

Lady Dimitrescu, or Alcina Dimitrescu. A 9'6 tall vampire character that appears in Resident Evil: Village.
human 1: oh shit look at that!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!