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Big shlong 

I have a massive one
Big shlong is what I have
Big shlong by Stevie <3 December 13, 2021

Big Shlong Lee 

A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"
Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn
Big Shlong Lee by Strickays September 5, 2017

big ass shlong in your mom 

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver
boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes

big ahh shlong 

ishowspeed has this
chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speeds big ahh shlong:
big ahh shlong by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023

big schlong 

Slang term for a man with a huge penis. Generally the term is used on a man that has a very thick and very long penis both unerect and erect.
Larry: Bend over you bitch and take my big schlong!
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?
big schlong by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005

Big Schlong Mike 

A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.
Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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