One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

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Big Dick Randy

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"

Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"

Big Dick Randy by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023

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Big Dick Nick

The greatest man alive, Nick Foles. Standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 243 lbs. he is rumored to have the largest cock on the Philadelphia Eagles, hence the nick name “Big Dick Nick”.

“Hey, did you see Big Dick Nick beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl”?

Big Dick Nick by DonkeyDick333 February 9, 2018

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Big Dick Nick

A man with such a large penis that he can do no wrong. Usually found in the Philadelphia area. There is only one Nick with such a big dick. Owner of the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams. Sometimes referred to as St. Nick. This word can be used as a compliment to others doing something well.

Damn did you see the game? Big Dick Nick did it again.

Slow down man I can't keep up. Who do you think you are, Big Dick Nick?

Big Dick Nick by Dougyfreshqtizzle December 17, 2018

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Big Dick Energy

The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The Big Dick tells it's own story. Everyone strives for big dick energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with big dick energy possess qualities such as leadership, kindness, positivity towards others, great humor, and a "dont fuck with me" aura. Great hair too.

Wow! Look, there goes Brian with that big dick energy. He is unstoppable.

Big Dick Energy by BTH TPH September 6, 2018

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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