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bieber balls 

having extremely small testicles and a high pitched voice.
"Did you hear that kid singing, his voice is so fucking high, it's annoying!"
"Yea, he probably has bieber balls"
bieber balls by kopis January 1, 2012

Bieber Balls 

When someones testicles are so small their voice squeaks and sounds auto-tuned like Justin Bieber.
That poor boy he's got the worst case of Bieber Balls I've ever seen, and he's probably gay too.
Bieber Balls by CplMcMuffin September 22, 2010

Bieber My Balls 

A phrase made up by MTV Live host Daryn Jones says when anyone makes fun of Justin Bieber.
Nicole: I hate Justin Bieber.
Daryn: Well then you can bieber my balls

Nicole gets turned on because she wants to get with Daryn Jones, but he would never get with a girl as annoying as her.
Bieber My Balls by DJonesWifey December 4, 2010

When Justin Bieber's balls drop 

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"
Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."

Bieber My Balls 

To not give a fuck about Justin Bieber. Synonyms: Bieber can suck my balls, Bieber Likes Balls, Bieber Mis Huevos
Bieber Fan: have you heard of the new song by Justin Bieber
G: Bieber my balls, i dont give a fuck
Bieber My Balls by sh4rk September 22, 2011

Bieber My Balls 

Sort of like, Suck my Dick. To be used when someone tries to tell you other wise and you just get so fed up that you want them to shut up.

Could also be used as another wording for "Oh my god" Which could be the best solution in front of religious people.
You: Yeah cheese is made from Chickens

Other: NO it's made from cows

You: Know what? Yeah it is, Bieber my balls.

Example 2:

Bieber my balls, its so cold outside.
Bieber My Balls by erectedunicorn January 15, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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