Bidenistics 

Imaginary statistics with no validity or proof, spewed out by the drooler in Chief #46 or his administration.

The White House released the current unemployment numbers, which must've been calculated with Bidenistics, because they are much higher due to the fact that people are working multiple jobs just to make ends meet.

Bidenistics by Scott Tissue February 21, 2023

Bidenitis 

A mental health condition observed when a person has no self-awareness of having frequent memory relapses and is prone to gaffes.

Uncle Charlie’s off the wall statements over the holidays makes me think he is suffering from Bidenitis.

Bidenitis by DrRob! July 15, 2024

Bidenitis 

A mental health condition observed when a person has no self-awareness of having frequent memory relapses and is prone to gaffes.

Uncle Charlie’s off the wall statements over the holidays makes me think he is suffering from Bidenitis.

Bidenitis by DrRob! July 15, 2024

Bidenitis 

A mental health condition of a person who does not have the self-awareness of making nonsensical phrases, or statements and is prone to frequent gaffes and memory lapses.

I think Uncle Charlie suffers from Bidenitis after making those outrageous and nonsensical statements at the party last night.

Bidenitis by DrRob! July 15, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004