Comes from the words "devastated" and "berries". the reason the word "berries": is used is because it is a cool word and sounds good tacked onto the end of any word. so use it.
devastated is shortened to "devo"
which is shortened to "dev"
you add the ' berries' on the end and you get "dev-berries"
shorten it further to "dev-bez"
you can even shorten it further to "dez"
"Hey i deleted that text u sent me"
"Oh, im sooooo dev-bez"
(sarcastic)
for the berries example:
"hey slutberry, whats up"
"slutbez, ive missed you"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'