The act of sending an email stating your intent to meet up or call your friends within 5 minutes. Not following up on that promise and thereafter not answering emails or calls for 8 hours. Finally an email must be returned in the early hours of the morning. Stating solely "What's up?" without reference to the other party's earlier ignored contact attempts.
We agreed to meet in 5 minutes but she beaubarroned me. Got an email from her at 5 the nextmorning asking "Whats going on?"
"...Most historians agree that if Napoleon hadn't been beaubarroned by his generals, he would have won the war"
A french last name created in the long time ago by the beaubeaux forefather. He was an incredibly savage man who had six intelligent and successful children with his beautiful wife. This led to a re-definition of the last name beaubeaux to mean intelligent, handsome/beautiful, strong-willed, and kind. After his descendents left France to come to America, they changed the spelling to Bobo so the grammar-stupid Americans could pronounce it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!