Betoed

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When someone inadvertently or on purpose drops the F-bomb in a public forum. Referencing Beto O’Rourke of Texas saying the F-word on live national TV Tuesday night and no censors.

On a company wide conference call and we just had a manager drop the F-bomb during his speech, and I said “I can’t believe that guy just Betoed...” 😂

Betoed by KrosBonZ505 November 8, 2018

Words you can keep

You got Bezoed

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.

You got Bezoed, my man!

You got Bezoed by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022

Related Words

Betoed • Betoedel • beboed • beteedubs • Betodile • Betted • Brian Betonde • Jeff Bezoed • You got Bezoed • Bedo'ed

beteedubs

1. A shortened version of saying "by the way" in a much 'cooler' fashion.

Synonymn for "B.T.W". Also meaning "by the way"

1. Honey beteedubs, the condom broke. Congrats!

2. Beteedubs, I'm not coming home tonight.

3. My baby drowned in the ocean yesterday, beteedubs.

beteedubs by Ima Cunt December 22, 2007

Bethed

The act of a woman consuming copious amounts of alcohol to the point of full flirtation with any and all men, leading to questionable situations in which the woman may be sexually threatened or subdued.

"Beth got drunk again last night and totally got bethed by that ugly ass dude"

Bethed by Girthologist August 13, 2017

Brian Betonde

One of the characters in the British TV series fonejacker. When he doesn't take his medication, he begins every word with the letter 'b' until he becomes unintelligable.

Brian Betonde: Bello? Bello Bolga! Bo you bell baubles?

Olga: Sorry could you please repeat that?

Brian Betonde: Boo know, baubles! Bor the bistmas bree. Be bish you a berry bistmas, be bish you a berry bistmas...

Brian Betonde by Buhdonkadonk February 1, 2009

beboed

To search for someone on bebo who you've never heard of but yet all your friends are talking about!

Mike: 'Hey! I was speakin to Laura last night, man she's hot'
Dan: 'Laura? How do you know Laura?'
Mike: 'Beboed her!'

beboed by The Misfit June 11, 2006

Bethed

To leave ones ring imprint on anothers face following the act of being kimmed

Alex slapped his testicles around Beth's face in a decidedly feminine manner. Beth in return left an imprint of her ring on Alex's face and left him Bethed

Bethed by Slabber's Bird August 8, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026