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besties with benefits 

You are best friends with sexual benefits. Including going out having phone sex, talking and texting everyday. You can tell your problems too without any emotional attachment.
I know you care for me that is why we are Besties with Benefits

besties with testes 

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."
Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

besties with testes 

Besties with testes is a non profit orginazation for testicular Cancer awareness. Based out of denver colorado, and expanded to Phoenix Arizona Besties with testes brings Cancer awareness in a fun way Uncle Sam wants YOU to touch your self. Check your nuts early detection saves lives. 1 in 5 men aged 15-35+ will be diagnosed with testicular Cancer if caught early enough if is curable.

Besties with Testes 

The term used when a female has a male best friend or friends.
T: I love M, he is one of my Besties!

N: He is totally one of your Besties with Testes.

Besties with Breasties 

The term used when a male has a female best friend or friends.
T: Hey man, is that your girlfriend?

M: No dude, she is one of my Besties with Breasties.

Bestie With Benifits 

When 2 or 3 Best friends with sexual urges want to have sex but want to remain best friends. Not recommended for guys or girls who get jealous, clingy, over attached or emotional. Also do not forget you are bestie still. Not fuck buddies. You BWB!
Gender combanations: m4m m4w m4t m4mm m4mw m4wt w4w w4ww w4t t4t t4tt
Bestie With Benifits When 2 or 3 Best friends with sexual urges want to have sex but want to remain best friends. Not recommended for guys or girls who get jealous, clingy, over attached or emotional. Also do not forget you are bestie still. Not fuck buddies. You BWB!
Gender combanations: m4m m4w m4t m4mm m4mw m4wt w4w w4w
Girl: So jill, you know how me and Mike are like Besties for-ev's? Yeah well since me and Nico broke up we have been sexually active. And he doesn't even say anything. It's like having a human dildo.
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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