Best Video

Best Video is an awesome video store in Hamden, CT with lots and lots and lots of random good ass movies like Cheerleader Ninjas (NOT the same as Ninja Cheerleaders...get it right!). They sell Amish popcorn. There is a UPS man named Carl ____ who comes in every day at the stroke of 5:30 and he has a personality ripped straight from the latest porno. He is also very fond of Kathleen Wolak and hits on her persistently and hopes to bag her one day ;). There is a coffee shop there run by the local lawyers who thought it would be funny to name it Legal Grounds because they're lawyers and Legal is a lawyer term and Grounds is a coffee term AND a lawyer term. HAHAHAHAHAH. An employee of both is the sexually ambiguous Max Stenstrom.

Best Video is the shit!
Anyone seen Kathleen today? -Carl

Best Video by Justanotheremployeeofbestvideo June 10, 2009

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The best character in a video game

The greatest video game character of all time, proven by the Gamespot best video game character of all time, yes, he even beat mario and master chief, but when the contest was over, it was much like the ressonance cascade, but it with fanboys raging over this, but yeah, greatest video game character of all time!

HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING GORDON AWESOME FREAKING FREEMAN KICKING SUM ARSE The best character in a video game

The best character in a video game by Killowatt February 4, 2010

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Best videos of all time

After Taylor Swift received the award for Best Female Video and began her acceptance speech, Kanye West stormed the stage, taking the microphone from Swift to announce Beyonce's "Single Ladies" deserved the award.

Swift: “Thank you so much! I always dreamed about what it would be like to maybe win one of these some day, but I never actually thought it would have happened. I sing country music so thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award.”

West: “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”

Best videos of all time by Bubblezzzz September 16, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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