Bernard.
Bernard. by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020
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Bernard
A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.
Bernard by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019
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Bernard
A wizard, a doctor of magic and horticulture. Someone with the name Bernard has taught several people many ways to grow, and helped them countless times, even when they don't deserve such graceful insight, comfort and security. But don't be veiled, for he can and will handle a hoe when necessary. It's his job as a professional green thumb to maintain growth of flowers (particularly hydrangeas and roses). Ungrateful ones won't be having fun long out by the shed....
1st person, "Have you seen that gardener at the mansion? His name is Bernard."
2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I
2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I
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Bernard is a great man
Bernard
Extremely fit, funny, loving personality, but still somehow manages not to pull hoes. CRAZY! I know right.
Bernard is handsome.
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A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
That house is built like a Bernard.
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