Bernard.

The defenition of child abuse.
If you were called this at birth, consider a name change.

Mother: I'll call him Bernard.
Doctor: That's child abuse you horrible cunt.

Bernard. by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

Bernard 

A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.

Bernard is handsome. The realest person you will know.

Bernard by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019

Bernard 

A wizard, a doctor of magic and horticulture. Someone with the name Bernard has taught several people many ways to grow, and helped them countless times, even when they don't deserve such graceful insight, comfort and security. But don't be veiled, for he can and will handle a hoe when necessary. It's his job as a professional green thumb to maintain growth of flowers (particularly hydrangeas and roses). Ungrateful ones won't be having fun long out by the shed....

1st person, "Have you seen that gardener at the mansion? His name is Bernard."

2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I

Bernard by Wi1dBratmansLady August 31, 2020

Bernard 

A man who is really brave like a bear. Who looks good like a lion. Who minds his own business.

OMG!! He is such a BERNARD!!

Bernard by All girls want is me December 27, 2016

Bernard 

A great guy that has a huge heart he will always be there and love you all the time!

Bernard is a great man

Bernard by bbuddy129 April 8, 2019

Bernard 

Extremely fit, funny, loving personality, but still somehow manages not to pull hoes. CRAZY! I know right.

Bernard is handsome.

Bernard by Bpjii May 7, 2017

bernard 

A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.

That house is built like a Bernard.

bernard by WONG. November 18, 2006