MudderFukcer's definitions

Screwing

An alternative word for fucking someone.

Winston:Yo dawg you hear what happened last night?
Shak:Nah man what?
Winston:I heard Dan be screwing yo girl.
Shak:Fuck. That nigga dead.

by MudderFukcer April 13, 2019

Anal Centipede

I line of people standing, a person at the front takes a penis in the butthole, and then the person doing that takes a penis in the butthole, and then so on it goes to the end, where that man gets a jolly time and doesn't get penetrated.

Derek - "Me and the boys were doing the Anal Centipede the other night"
Phil - "Where were you? Front, middle or back?"
Derek - "Middle, you know me. Action on both ends"
Dave - "What the fuck? Are you a homosexual?"
Derek - "Of course not, I'm a homiesexual"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

rack of a goddess

Rack of a goddess.
That pair of tits is huge.

Dave: Jennifer's got the rack of a goddess
John: Looking at that pair I don't doubt it. That's a huge pair of knockers

by MudderFukcer January 5, 2020

Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

Bernard.

The defenition of child abuse.
If you were called this at birth, consider a name change.

Mother: I'll call him Bernard.
Doctor: That's child abuse you horrible cunt.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

The Grand Finale

When you come.

Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020