Ber-diddle

A game played while driving in a car. If you see a car with a headlight out, you touch the roof with both hands and exclaim "Ber-diddle!" Everyone else then has to touch the ceiling with both hands, (except the driver, who only has to use one hand). The last person to do so has to remove one article of clothing, and the driver is allowed to pull over to take something off. Shoes and socks count as one article of clothing.
If a light is out anywhere one the car, it counts, (e.g. brake lights, tail lights, fog lights, etc.)
Motorcycles have to have a light out in order to count.
If you see a car that has one of it's lights obviously broken, but they aren't on, that still counts.
If one light is way dimmer than the one on the other side, that counts too.
Also, if you're with people that are playing and you're not playing, then you're a bitch.

Is that a car with one headlight? Ber-diddle!

by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009

Bediddle

To take your hand and to repetitively slap the inner parts of the calf muscles between ones legs. IT CANNOT BE ABOVE THE KNEES IT MUST BE BELOW. It must also be from the behind, otherwise it doesn't qualify as a true bediddle.

"Hahaha I just bediddled Sammie!"

"Gretchen, if you bediddle me again I will destroy you."

by Asian Station November 11, 2018

bediddle

The act of tapping the interior roof of a car and yelling "bediddle" once a car with only one headlight is spotted on the road.
In one variation on the game, the last passenger (driver included) to tap the ceiling and say "bediddle" must remove one item of clothing.
In other variations, the loser must buy their fellow passengers a drink. (Not necessarily alcoholic. Just a drink.)

((Upon spotting a single-headlit car))
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE!"
"BEDIDDLE"
" aaaaw man!"
{chorus} "TAKE IT OFF!"

by Luciefer September 26, 2005