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Jacking the beanstock 

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.
Jacking the beanstock by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

beanstock 

Noun: Throw up.

Verb: The act of throwing up on another person.
"Did you hear, Ar beanstocked on Josh?"

"Yeah! He threw up all over his head!"
beanstock by We gu? February 15, 2017

alex bienstock 

The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.
“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”

ben stock 

a tall male normally quite full of himself making status' that no one really cares about. Girls tend to like him but some would question why as he is a bad friend and tends to dance in a strange manner in the hope of getting a girl while of course everyone around him is discussing how funny he looks
hey look over there
oh yeah its ben stock dancing
also known as doing a stock
ben stock by davey baby May 14, 2015

Bienstockholm syndrome 

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the alluring effects of finance punk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.
“I’ve been lost in the scroll for the last three hours. I’m late to work. I think I have the Bienstockholm syndrome.”

Bienstockholm syndrome 

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the dizzying effects of peak financepunk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned renaissance man artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.
“I’ve been lost in the scroll for three hours. I’m late to work. I must have Bienstockholm syndrome.”