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Bense

Bense is another word for a cigarette
Joe - "G-man, crash me a bense"
George - "NO joe, i always crash you bense"
Joe - "bastard"
by George Stratton January 14, 2008
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bense

bense is another word for a cup of tea.
ben: would you like a cup of bense deano
by deanooo March 23, 2007
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Benedetti Curse

Boys/Men with the last name Benedetti will find love but will never keep it. Forever lost in a cycle of heartbreak they are more commonly called Maledetti which changes the meaning of the name from blessed to cursed. Their eternal hunt for prosperity and fame will always triumph over any relationship and women who may be involved with a Benedetti man will fall victim to heartache and loss. They will be pushed to success by their family and will pushed away from love as well.
“Sure he may be cute but you don’t want that Benedetti curse!”

“Yea, they went out for like 4 years but they fell victim to the Benedetti curse and his Mom made them breakup!”
by Itallianbella November 6, 2018
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Beneather

A beneather is someone who automatically puts themselves beneath others by behaving inappropriately and lowering their social status as a result. Due to their own negligent self-unaware improper behavior, a beneather loses the respect of everyone and becomes a stomping ground for others without people being aware they are stomping on the beneather. A beneather often becomes an inadvertant stepping stone for others during their climb of the ladder of life.
John: Hey, care to give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!

Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!

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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!

A few weeks later...

George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.

A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!
by OffBeatDrummer December 16, 2021
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Benedetta

Smart, beautiful young Italian woman.

The most beautiful woman inch by inch that might exist in a world of mortals, the most beautiful of the nine heavens, more than Beatrice in the Empyrean, divinity in all her entire smile.
Enjoys the good food and wines, also the wind while driving her motorcycle around the cities she travel.
She pretends to be critical of the good use of shirts, but is a good art curator, and excellent writter.
He needs to learn from the basic handling of tools and slow and glued tropical dances.
-(Oh my god, she must be Benedetta)
-Hi!
-(Dumbfounded)
by lllhm March 9, 2017
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Beneather

This is just an abbreviation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's saying to Spike: "You're Beneath Me"

A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.
Derick: So, this recruiter calls me up out of nowhere and starts yapping his sales pitch without even saying hello or asking me how I'm doing.
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!
by OffBeatDrummer November 2, 2020
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beesechurger

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.
fucking beesechurger
by fuckingbeesechurger May 30, 2020
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