Bensclone

The goofiest of the boodookiest of the benscloniest of the Rameilions of the dookies.

Rameil: You going to Athens???? Im riding with you!!!

Dude 2 (driving) : ARE YOUUU DUMB YOU BENSCLONE!!!!!!!!!!

Rameil: I spent 20,000 on my truck but i like doods and don't wanna drive my car

Dude 2: AAARRREEEEEE YOOOOUUUUUUU DUUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBBB!

by Steviesspitattack December 12, 2021

Benshioner

Old person who likes to sit on park benches all day and tell their life story to anyone who'll listen.

I went for a walk in the park when I got rambushed by a benshioner, who proceeded to tell me how life was like a box of chocolates.

by Moffy September 26, 2005

Bensoned

To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.

Andy was completely bensoned

by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003

Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013