Definitions by Moffy
Benshioner
Old person who likes to sit on park benches all day and tell their life story to anyone who'll listen.
I went for a walk in the park when I got rambushed by a benshioner, who proceeded to tell me how life was like a box of chocolates.
Benshioner by Moffy September 26, 2005
Rambushed
Being approached by a person who you don't particularly want to talk to (i.e. a random), but who you nevertheless must talk to in order to avoid social awkwardness.
I got rambushed by that vaguely retarded guy while my boss, who is his father, was watching and I had to make conversation with him.