When you meet someone that seems cool, but as you get to know them they act like your crazy ex girlfriend who won't leave you alone.
Person 1: How's your friend Anon doing?
Person 2: We aren't friends I'm trying to get out of it, but he wont leave me alone.
Person 1: Oh lol you're getting Benny'd
Person 2: Shut up he's right behind us!
To get Benny'd is to be followed by a person you're specifically trying to avoid.
That moment you meet your end at the hand of someone you unscrupulously or arrogantly hurt or wronged. Sometimes the punishment doesn’t fit the crime but other times it is a well deserved death. Benny Blanco from the Bronx was the character in the movie Carlito’s Way that killed Carlito at the end for giving him a beat down but not killing him. He never saw it coming!
Yo you fucked that dude up bad for no real reason, you better hope that shit don’t come back around and get Benny Blanco’d by a muthafucka.
Add any and all injustices or misdeeds to the first part of that sentence, it’s all applicable in this ‘Civilized’ world full of stupid and senseless people.
That moment you meet your end at the hand of someone you unscrupulously or arrogantly hurt or wronged. Sometimes the punishment doesn’t fit the crime but other times it is a well deserved death. Benny Blanco from the Bronx was the character in the movie Carlito’s Way that killed Carlito at the end for giving him a beat down but not killing him. He never saw it coming!
Yo you fucked that dude up bad for no real reason, you better hope that shit don’t come back around and get Benny Blanco’d by a muthafucka.
Add any and all injustices or misdeeds to the first part of that sentence, it’s all applicable in this ‘Civilized’ world full of stupid and senseless people.
Shorthand for "benefit of the doubt". In our current times, more people need to have understanding when interpreting other people's messages and this is a fun shorthand way to say it!
A: Maybe he didn't mean to come across that way, give him the benny of the d.
B: Benny of the D? What's that?
A: Shorthand for benefit of the doubt.
B: ...
A: You know, benny of the d!
B: That willNEVER catch on.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!