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Benjones 

A deadbeat, a loser, a cheat, liar, scrounger, abuser. Someone who will never achieve anything in life
Oh no your a benjones
Benjones by Dotcottonno1 January 30, 2022
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Ben Jones 

A stubborn git who is actually really fit and sexy. Being a Ben Jones means you are really negative and cannot see what is right in front of you
"She's only going on a date with me because it's something to do i guess"

"Wow, you're such a ben jones, can't you see she wants your big dick?"
Ben Jones by SexyTwat October 3, 2011
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Ben Jones 

One with an insanely large cock, he is the sexiest pussy slayer alive. If you ever come in contact with a Ben Jones fear for your panties being dropped. He has sexy af six pack hard as a rock.
Better watch out for ur panties pussy slayer69
Ben Jones a legend amongst men and woman!

Ben Jones 

Ben Jones is the most trending and popular music artist in Cairns Australia. He is notoriously known for his hit songs Anxious and Give Me Your Love
Ben Jones is a successful music artist from Cairns

Ben Jones 

Ben Jones is so fast he ran a mile in under 3 minutes.
Ben Jones by 14789632 February 16, 2015

Ben jones 

The gay stereo type who loves his friends and strokes them at night
Ben jones by Fcklittemen September 28, 2019

Ben Jones 

rlly likes it up the shitter, deffo gay, claims he is straight, is disgusted by girls
Ben Jones by iamgonnakashootmyself December 19, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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